Bare Back Riders vs I Hate My Baby Father.

Hey bare backers I see you...Yeah I see you.

No introduction with this blog I am going straight in, not in a mood for foreplay so I wont be sucking any nipples or caressing any breast.

Yes as the title suggests, I am talking about men and women who like to play the victim role. As adults we are all aware of what happens when a man and woman have sex unprotected... Is this a new phenomenon? Are you only discovering that bare back riding could lead to you being attached to this woman/man for the rest of your life. 3 Min's of passion for a life time commitment, is it really that worth it? You knew he ran up in you raw and you never thought to take the morning after pill.I'll tell you why? Because you wanted the baby...Yes you did. A woman knows whose child she will keep and not keep. Is it not your womb? Have you not placed a value on it? And you men who love to put your future in a woman's hand, you're funny. How can you complain when you decided to let your semen no David, swim up her stream, how?

Like, she never told you she was on the pill and then you just decided to splash water palace style...'Wetin be up wid you?'...'Eh Eh, what kind nonsensical nonsense?' *Nigerian accent*

When you run up on a woman bare back what you are saying is " here is my future do as you wish with it"... A woman can do whatever she wants with HER, yes HER body... All you've done is transfer your seed inside HER soil. As much as it is your seed...it is her soil and that is one thing us men need to come to the realisation of...ask Eddie Murphy i aint being delirious.

But I Hear The Men Screaming At Me Now..."But What If She Says She Is On Contraception"? 

To which I say "Brother lets not forget it was eve who gave Adam the apple". We live in a day and age where one cant trust anybody. If she is not your girl...you should not be bare backing her, like time of the month...PERIOD, you should not and its the same for you bra wearers. No matter how sweet the shish kebab might taste you cant be letting any Kunle Dapo or Craig worship in your coven unprotected...fark kids, no Chris Stokes but are you not scared of aids? as a link you owe each other no commitment...so if he wants to stroke another Sheba he can.

I have been shotted once before by some broad who looked like cum couldn't melt in her mouth and since that day i said fark this shit...the bloody trick made me shot my whole camp. Had girls ringing me like ermmmm "we need to talk" and men we all know what that means dont we? Oh and no i never got shotted the clap thank G-d it was trichomonas i simple infection "we tank G-d". Lads you have to be careful these girls have turned into trapstars they are shotting man left right and centre.

Fark My Baby Father, Pun Not Intended, "Well You Already Have Darling."

Please, please, please stop with this baby father slating...did anyone beg you to sleep with him? were you coerced?, were you cajoled ? If you was not in relationship with him, like superman you have no legs to stand on...it was a fark and that was it, yes a fark a bit of dick, take it for what it was. If a man decides to stay it is up to him. I am tired of hearing this "oh he is a waste man" talk...was he not a waste man when he was stroking your cat? what did you expect him to change? half of time when a man is sleeping with a link he couldn't careless about her. Please stop trying to play the victim role, please i beg. If you was not in a relationship with this dude, he owes you and the child in your belly narda, yes narda. In this England we live in a man has near enough no rights to that child, none...if a man decides to stay you should run in the street naked and scream for joy.

It is your womb, your body...it is you that is left with the responsibility...have some of you not grasped this yet? A man does not have to stay. How do you expect him to form a bond with a child when he doesn't even know you? the only reason you can form a bond with that child is because you carried him/her for 9 months...lets be real. You think some random could just dump a child on you and you would be able to feel a connection...let not be saxicolous on this matter.

Not all bm's are the same hence why we have '3 series, 5 series'...if you were just a link please just zip it...thank you very much cheers.

Its only those who were in Relationships that should be hooting and tooting...you girls that were links please prop your pillow well well and lay in your bed...thank you very much please amen...G-d is good and so is Chambord.

Oh lads if you want to introduce a drink to a girl and impress...Chambord is the one, thank me later but make sure you bloody strap up like Rambo, infact Arnie, in fact James bond that mofo never seems to get touched.

But Why Do So Many Of These Guys Bare Back?

Truth be told many man bare back because they have problems getting up and no I aint talking bout alarm clock getting up...no i mean they have erectile dysfunctionality...as in they have problems getting hard.

So what it is, is that some man just think, fark it...i aint missing out on this beat i refuse to be an acapella, fark that, now i am hard, mans slipping that straight down the cats throat and then 3 weeks later he gets the late text for not using his latex...now he wants to 'rubber' of her child, oh the irony. Oh what a sad state of affairs.

Men we have to take some ownership on this...its a 50/50 thing. You give a woman your semen she can do what the hell she wants with it...what ever she wishes. She can swallow it, spit it out...or decide to have a baby...the moment you let your bad boys swim in her stream its likely you're going to be a puff daddy...so get that dirty money ready.

So Where From Here Dear. Rob?

We are adults...we know what happens when we have unprotected sex it was for this reason in the primitive ages that no sex before marriage was implemented because of this...humans acting like animals. Its lion that roam around the jungle just beating anything.

Men i would boldly say we have to stop leaving our future in the hands of women...once you release your semen inside HER body...she can do what the hell she wants and you cant stop her and when she decides to have that kid...she also can do whatever she wants..you don't want these sort of songs being your anthem.

and ladies you dont want men singing this to you...

Oh and before i close, if you have had an abortion or made a woman have one you have no right talking down to single mothers...the only reason you aren't one is because you played Arnold swat-a-ni66er and terminated the fetus...so please get off your low donkey.

Secondly if you are one of those people who say that a woman with two 'baby fathers' is loose i just pray that you and your brother don't have different dads because if you do what does that make your mum? *drops mic*

If you're looking for a man to complete you... you've missed the whole point.