Ten School Girl Errors And Common Misconceptions Women Make In Regards To Men.

Error #1: Stop making excuses for a guys short comings, you trying extra hard is not going to make up for what he's lacking. YOU'RE JUST GOING TO BURN OUT.

Error #2: Men are different from women. You need to accept this fact and deal with it. If not there is always JLS. 

Error #3: Stop pretending, be who you are, let us see the real you. We are not pleased by the fake, stop trying to please, it will not make us anymore attracted to you. WE ARE NOT ATTRACTED TO WOMEN WHO KISS UP TO US.  If you are having to suck up to him ( no fellatio), you're probably barking up the wrong tree. Keep barking up the wrong tree and the birds will soon sh*t on your head. 

Error #4: Do not share your feelings to early, good looking men are very well versed, we have experience, we know what to expect. One thing that sends us running, is a girl who says "i really like you after a couple dates", it indicates you're the clingy type or one who jumps into relationships quickly. Don't do it, lean back and relax. Acting to eager will show that you are desperate.






Error #5: Stop relying on your natural instinct to figure us out. You bra wearers communicate differently, like flirting, showing silly signs, playing with your hair ( body language ). Us men we use sarcasm, are wittiness, even cockiness. Very rarely will men be able to communicate how they feel, hence you have to learn how to read body language. If you have to take a course, do so, it will help, i'm sure you can put that packet hair off for one week.

Error #6:  Do not expect a relationship to make you happy, if you are naturally a depressed, sad, sorry individual, '4 gerrit', you are slightly delusional. Nothing will make us run more than realising a woman wants us to take care of her. If you are not bringing anything to the table, you will not eat. As much we want to make you smile, we don't want another daughter.

Error #7: Why oh why?  Do not try and persuade a man to like or love you. What the hell for? You will never be able to persuade a man on how he thinks about attraction, we have different taste. If a man isn't feeling you, how do you expect him to do so with reasoning? Like uhmmm excuse me errr, I'm a really lovely girl, really pretty, so therefore he should take that on board? Hell to the mf no, you're out of luck. The computer says NO, NO, NO AND NO AGAIN... However, men are the worst at this, showering women with compliments, even when trying to get their number, or is it pin or fu#k book. We still do it as men, even though we know it wont make you like us.




Error #8:  Don't think because you are aesthetically attractive that every guy you meet will want to settle down with you. GALACTIC FAIL. From the get go a man will know what he wants from you, and I don't just mean putting his coin in your princess purse. If you jump in expecting this dude to want to settle with you, you may be pleasantly embarrassed. Men are not indecisive by nature... Think back to when you was younger and you asked your dad something, when it was a maybe, don't know or not sure, did it ever materialise? Think back with your ex, when you asked him something and it was a maybe, don't know or not sure, did it ever materialise. An indecisive answer in most cases mean NO. Ask him if he wants fellatio and watch how clumsy he gets, watch him drop his briefs.

Error #9:  Don't be scared to ask for help, there is nothing more annoying than a proud woman. We do not like it, it lets us know you're a woman who is pompous and will not back down from an argument. Yes we have eyes an can see you have a space saver wheel on your car, but can you open that trap of yours that you're ever so used to running, and ask for help? 

Error #10:  Not all men will judge you on when you sleep with them, that is a myth from the deep jungle of zamunda. It is a lie, we our more interested in your character. You telling us "oh i want to wait til next time" does not impress us, it doesn't. Your character is important, so important. You sleeping with us in the first week does not constitute you being a slag, it does not.

Please grasp this, even if you make a man wait a month... It doesn't prove anything, because 8/10 times dude was sleeping with someone else before he met you. So before he came to yours, he must probably went to Sheila's, stroked her cat and then came to yours. Most men are like snipers, they can sit in the cut and be patient... If he is getting sex elsewhere, he can wait til your ready. If you are doing so on his sales pitch, good luck *taken voice*.
Just a few tips and pointers to clear up a few things in regards to us ever so difficult males. 

If you are looking for a man to complete you...you've missed the whole point.