Tuesday 2 August 2011

The Dirty Games Men Play...

Howdy partners and 'Single By Choice Crew'. How's that pride of yours? Like Precious and Heather at a pie eating contest let's get tucked in and get straight to business.

So Dear. Robbo, Why Do Some Men Like To Play Games?

Well I guess it's a case of mind over matter. We men have behaved in such a way that it has caused many a woman to have their backs up against the wall. Our behaviour as men, stemming from the primitive times, has inadvertently forced women to build a barrier. So that no man can hop over to try and pinch a petal off her flower. Misogynistic men had ostracised women so much that the moment they got what is deemed as equal rights they threw their aprons on the floor and said "fark you, scramble your own eggs and make your own sandwiches".

Woman’s status has forever been a social quagmire; she has always been a foxy manager of men, she has always capitalised on a man’s stronger sexual urge for her own interests and to her own advancement. By trading subtly upon her sex charms, she has often been able to exercise authoritative power over man, even when held by him in forlorn slavery.



The Awful Truth


Both sexes have had great difficulty in comprehending each other. Men found it hard to understand women regarding their strange mixture of ignorant mistrust and fearful fascination coupled with suspicion and contempt. How someone can bleed for 5 days continuously and not die is a miracle in itself (you scary creatures). 
The stories of Eve, Delilah and Pharaohs wife (who tried to tempt Joseph) has not helped in getting men to trust women. These narratives were always distorted to make it appear that woman brought evil upon man. All this encourages the universal distrust of women.



Stories such as Eve and Delilah have not painted women in good light, even up until today people tend to blame the fall of man on Eve. We should not blame the fall of Man on Eve, if anything why was Adam so docile that he couldn't think for himself?Truth be told there was no "Fall of Man"-another blog for another day.   


(Just a picture of me in my former life and yes I am packing , no vacation:)


Anyway, it's men that have forced women to act this way, which has got man playing games at times in response to how women are acting to the way they treated them in the first place. Confused a little?

Remember energy is never lost; it is merely transferred.


Ok Dear.Rob, Enough Of The Ramble Already, What Are These Games?

Please don't for one second think that a man waiting 1 month to have sex with you means he is a gentleman. Please get that thought out of your head this very instance. Most men before meeting you (not all) were most likely stroking someone's cat. So when he left your house he most likely went to Sandra's afterwards. Yup you're right, the reason he ; didn't move to you when he came round was most likely because he just buss juice minutes before getting to yours. Under no circumstance should you equate a man not wanting to sleep with you as him being a gentleman. You making him wait doesn't mean ish if he is getting punash elsewhere.

A lot of men have already learnt the best way to get the cat is to not chase it, because chasing may just get it stuck up a tree. Please I beg you in the name of Iqbal don't judge a man's character on him not wanting to sleep with you, yes some men may not want to sleep with you but they are an anomaly.

Game 1# Bare Back Riders

A lot of man 'Bare Back Ride' because they have problems getting it up, yep their instrument likes to play Floppy Joe. That split second from going to get the condom and putting it on, can result in their man going flop. So what do some do? They play the sex roulette of life and put their coin into your slot machine. But hey it seems like some of y'all don't mind.

Oh and be very careful when a guy turns you round in doggy-style position, many a man have taken condoms off when turning you around. Yes you're right; that wasn't all your cum and yes your right again; that's
 how you got pregnant.



I swear I didn't put a hole in those batch of condoms :(


Game 2# I Need To Keep on Top But I'm Looking For A Base.


Ladies if you have your own place and he doesn't, be very cautious. Some men target women with their own place so they can use it as their base. Their place to do all the dodgy dealings they do. Please don't be that girl that allows a man to hold things in your house. Please don't be that naive broad. Many a man are looking for women with their own place so they can try and wiggle their way in. First it's the toothbrush, then you start seeing letters in his name and I'm not talking about the ones on the fridge. A drowning man will clutch unto anything to save himself. A man, who is on his face, needs YOU.


Game 3#I'm Trying To Make A Change Can I Bank On You To Take Note.

Under no circumstance, I don't care how good his hood is, you should not be lending a link money. What for? Why can't he go to his boys? Has he burnt his bridges with his family so he is looking to cross one with you? Please I come to you in the name of Pastor Beyonce, don't do it! The way you will fight tooth and nail to get your money back will be a mudting. Yes, there are some men who may give it back but with the stories I have heard, they are a anomaly.

Why in the name of fruit cakes would you take a car out on finance for a guy you are linking? Please explain yourself. Come on ladies, this love thing seems to confuse you a little too much. Many a man have done this to women and ducked, no daffy.


Game 4# Yeah Babe I'm Going Out Of Town For Business.

That's nice, in fact that's great. A man who works out of town has always got an excuse not to be at home. Men who are self-employed cannot be traced time wise because at any given time he may be on business. Is he too fu4king busy or is he too busy fu4king? Hmmmmmmm.


Don't be a foolish fool's fool.


Game 5# Is He Into Me Or Not?

If you're having to question this then he is either not interested in you or he is playing games. If the answer is the latter it's long. If a man is playing so many games that he has left your heart in no man's land; is he really the guy you want around you? The problem is that many women in their head from the get go say that "he has to be my man!". So they overlook all the things he does because they just want it to work. If his feelings for you are on JSA, there is no point. All this 'How do I know a man is into me?' bollocks is not necessary. If a man is into you he is into you. Men are not indecisive by nature. The moment you have given him the cat (and he is enjoying it) you should give him no more than 3 months max to make his mind up. Men once again are not indecisive by nature. Was he indecisive when he was putting his man inside you? You ladies shouldn't be too full on; I know some of you like to be when applying make-up but this isn't the canvass for that.

If a man takes your number and it takes him a week to call you; I am sorry HE IS NOT THAT INTO YOU! unless a great travesty has occurred in his life.

If you call a man in the day and he calls you back the following day, unless he has a really plausible excuse like he was wanking; HE IS NOT THAT INTO YOU!

You're in the same rave as him and he knows you're there and he is entertaining other girls; HE IS NOT THAT INTO YOU.



As much as a dance is not a relationship, he took the Michael Stevenson in this video.
Some men will flirt with your friends as an attempt to get you jealous, it's the reverse psychology we play and more time it works.

Watch out for the 'I want to use the toilet' line when a guy drops You home, tell him to "use the tree no one is watching and there is no bulge in your jeans so nobody will see anything anyway".

How the fark did he know I have a tattoo?


Well, well, well, if you know what is good for you do not send a pic of yourself to a link with your face in it. If you do, just know it's likely the whole team will be ogling over your pictures for free. Yes I have been known to feel myself a bit much but I only mass debate in group discussions but believe me-you some of these pictures have been sent to man in jail for them to ermmmmmmmm yeah. Let's just say the baby oil isn't only to moisturise knee caps.

Sex tapes are great but as a woman you need to ensure that YOU have hold of it, just know if and when it goes sour it will be sweet for his team to see. I have seen many pics and vids of women, YES I HAVE.

That's why his friend was so on you, he knows you have a good head on your shoulders and knows you know how to succeed.



Game 6# Hey Babe Why You Clapping?

Those headaches weren't headaches, let's just say the others chicks head was banging, no migraine and he accidentally slipped his medicine inside. Dude got shotted the clap, so therefore he couldn't sleep with you until his dose had run its course. What man doesn't want to have sex? Let's be real, come on now.


Watch out for him trying to use the kids as an excuse. He might all go and pinch lil Dante in his sleep just so you don't have to get it on Marvin Gaye style.

Game 7# Errrmmmm Babe, Your Mums Butters?

Watch out for those Jedi Tactics, your man might just come home one day and cause an argument. Yup some men do this, especially on the weekend when they want to go out. Yup randomly he might just attack something you've been doing for yonks just so that he can go out with the lads or even worse with his Sweetcorn (side chick).

Oh and might I add when a man is constantly picking holes at you, whining and moaning, more time he is feeling guilty because he is cheating. Watch out and pay attention. It is a defence mechanism that some men use.

Babe I told you that I don't like head.

OK Dear.Rob I'm Depressed Now.


In closing,  men and women are regarded as two distinct varieties of the same species, living in intimately close proximity. Their viewpoints and life reactions are essentially different; they are wholly incapable of full and real comprehension of each other. Complete understanding between the sexes is not achievable.


Men will tend to play games as will women. The Battle of the Sexes is one thing that has been here from the beginning of time. Women seem to have more intuition than men, but they also appear to be errmmmmmmmmmm somewhat less logical. Women however, have always been the moral-standard bearer and the spiritual leader of mankind. The hand that rocks the cradle still amalgamates with destiny.The key is to use your brain and not your heart when dealing with men. If you cannot trust yourself, who can you trust? The best you can do is to be yourself and before settling down with any guy introduce him to the men in your life that you trust. Let them scrutinize him, it's important. I can smell a rat from a mile away.  


For more of the tricks guys play when it comes to cheating, here is my blog on 'How To Know If Your Man Is Cheating? '


http://dearrobtv.blogspot.com/2011/06/how-to-know-if-your-man-is-cheating-and.html


If you're looking for a man to complete you, you've missed the whole point.

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