PRIDE: The Biggest Co%k block Known To Man?

Well, well, that dreaded word pride. That thing that can make you think that the light at the end of the tunnel was a train when in reality it was a man with a helmet with a light on it coming to help.

So What Is Pride?
According to the oxford dictionary pride is:

"the quality of having an excessively high opinion of oneself or one's importance".


Of all the hazards which plague man’s transient nature and imperil his spiritual integrity, pride is the greatest. Courage is heroic, but egotism is vainglorious and suicidal. Reasonable self-confidence is not to be condemned. Man’s aptitude to transcend himself is the one thing which demarcates him from the animal kingdom.


Pride can be fallacious, bewildering, and sin-breeding whether found in a person, a group, a race, or a nation. It is literally true, “Pride goes before a fall.”

One of my favourite quotes from the book called ' The Art Of War' is "Pretend inferiority and encourage his arrogance". *chomp on that for a second*


Now one would say " What is wrong with having a high opinion of yourself and of one's importance?", the problem with it is when you think you are better than others, so then you harbour contempt for those around you.

Oh pride sure does come before fall, watch the video if you can. Start watching from 1.15 seconds.

One thing I always say is, " If it's perfect you're looking for, take a look in the mirror and tell me if you see it. If you do, practice safe sex and do one". Nobody who walks the earths surface is perfect. We are all trying to perfect our imperfections.

You are your greatest invisible foe which can be manifested in four different ways. Anger, Pride, Deceit and Greed. Mans greatest victory is the conquest of himself.

You Know It's A Wrap When She Goes Out And Buys A Cat.

Well mines retired now, so I thought i'd buy a new one to stroke.

Please I come to you in the mighty name of Iqbal of the seven seas and treacherous clouds. Dont let your pride leave you like the woman in the above picture. The RSPCA couldn't revive her pu$$y, so she had to buy a replacement. This pride some of you women have is :( . How can you ask of a man to do more for you, than you can do for yourself? Are you taking the Michael Stevenson? You want a man with a Beemer Benz or Bentley, when this time all your money can reach is a Skoda, Daewoo or a Uno. Let's be real, this is why some men call women gold diggaz. You are a gold digga if you are looking for a man to do things for you that you can't even do for yourself. If you as a woman can, then all your doing is trying to find someone on your wavelength which is fine. This pride is a real real real cock blocker. Cut your cloth according to your size.

Many times I have been out and I have seen girls with their face push up, like to say they've been baptised in lime juice. Why are you mean mugging? What is the meaning?

What is the meaning?

Do you lovely ladies know how much courage it takes to actually come and lie to you? I mean speak to you? *honest typo*. I really wish the tables could turn so you wombman's could see what some of us have to go through. I won't even lie, certain times I've got stage fright. Proper fumbled my words.

Quite a few times I have spoken to a girl and she is doing guy, acting like she's fly, bloodyclart insect. How can a whole me be talking to you and you're giving me rhetoric? So what do I do? I walk off in mid convo. 7/10 times the silly trollop comes to speak to me and asks why i walked off? Why I walked off? I walked off because you was taking me for Dillon McSweeney,  that's why. And then she hits me with more rhetoric, " You should have been more persistent". Persistent? What the fark? I showered, put on fine fine garments, sprayed 'Acqua di gio'. I even came to talk to you and you're asking for persistence. I beg, my name is not Kunle Adepoju.

Lads if you don't know, get to know.  It's expensive but why blend in when you were made a stand out.

Seriously this pride is a joke, it's even got some of you girls who want a relationship, saying that you are 'single by choice'. How can you want to be in a relationship, yet be single by choice? If the choice is really in your hand, how about you chose to stop being single? I thought you had the choice, thought you had the power. Go on then. If you are single by choice, chose to stop being single right this minute. Or is it the man you want that is making you single? If I go to a restaurant where they are serving pork and I don't eat pork, then it isn't a choice as I dont eat pork. Oh pride, it can proper give some a pillow for comfort. Bit like when a woman says "oh we've been seeing each other for 5 months", sorry to burst your bubble, you've been farking for 5 months. What is seeing each other? Is that what you have settled for, for the past 5 months? ... Cool.

Pride is a real cock blocker, it really is. Pride will get you acting stush when a man wants your number. Pride will get you seeing his call, missing it and calling him the next day. Most men haven't got time for these games. Yes I will admit there are some assholes in this world but I'm not to blame for the pain that was caused by previous cats.

Don't let your hurt and pride make you lose a good man.

There is one thing guarding your heart and there is another thing thinking no man is good enough to enter it. That ish will leave you out of luck. 

OK You Swine Of A Man, Get Off Our Case.

Don't be scared to ask for help, there is nothing more annoying than a proud woman. We do not like it, it let's us know your a woman who is pompous and will not back down from an argument. Yes we have eyes an can see you have a space saver wheel on your car, but can you open your mouth that your ever so used to running and ask for help? We are not your enemy, we are not in a competition. If you see men as your enemy, what is the point in even dating us? Seriously, what is the point? If all you're going to do is give us grief, what is the point?

It's like some women have become snob like for no reason. Yes there are some women out there doing their thing and I applaud you but come on man. Some of you girls act like your shit smells like beef pattie, this time I know it sizzles off your eye brows, then again some of 

you take them off to draw them back on with crayola.

Her eyebrows flat-lined, literally.

The saddest thing about pride is that it actually could leave you in a dead end relationship. I know many a woman who are in a dead beat relationships but wont leave because they don't want to be deemed a failure by their friends and family. They don't want to be seen as being in another broken relationship, so they stay in it. Bit similar to a business man who won't put the shutters down and call it day because he doesn't want to be deemed a failure, so keeps pumping money in to it til the bailiffs come and board it up. Pride is a bish that barks at ones ego.

Pride will get you losing the man you want because you didn't want to give off any signs that you liked him. Keep sitting there, good things do not come to those who wait. I don't know who created that idiom but whoever it was, is a liar man. Keep waiting, please, please keep waiting. The early bird catches the worm, it's what is left over that the others get.

Please let's drop this pride, it isn't going to help your plight, all this doing it like a dude thing isn't going to work. Please stop trying to compete with us men. 

I tell you what most women want... Most want the best guy they can find... even though they aren't the best girl he can find.... They want to upgrade without caring about someone else downgrading. 

If you aren't bringing anything to the table you will not eat and this goes for MEN too. Please dont let your pride consume you. Any man with any gumption will run a mile from a girl who is pompous. These sort of women tend to find it hard to apologise.

Oh Britney why did you break this poor mans heart? Deep song, listen to it if you can.

I know there are some bad men out there but that is the gamble of love, I know most men just want to poker, but help us to help you. You have to take some blame on the bad men who YOU have allowed to waltz into your heart. More time it was pride that made you think you could change a scrub into a husband. Ignorance is like putting icing on shit and calling it cake, it nah mek it.

Pride is one thing I myself is working on, the path to a good conscience is dying to self.

Keep playing hard to get and don't be surprised if he plays, get's hard and then gets.

I know this blog was for the ladies but lads, don't let your pride fool you too, if you have a queen, do not shuffle, you might end up being left with a joker.

If you're looking for a man to complete you, you've missed the whole point.