So What Is Cunnilingus? What Is It All About?
Now, cunnilingus is an oral sex act performed on a '
Lick me, lick me, lick me.
The clitoris has 8000 nerve endings and its purpose is simply for sexual gratification, it's connected with 15,000 nerve endings in the pelvic area. That is almost twice the amount of the penis. Lads we all know what it feels like when a girl is giving us that head that makes our toes curl up like a fist.
Why Should I Go down On Her? I Give Her The Big Ting... The Neighbours Know My Name.
Why Should I Go down On Her? I Give Her The Big Ting... The Neighbours Know My Name.
No matter how good your backstroke is... Licking that clit will get her doing back-flips.
Cunnilingus might be her preferred form of stimulation. Your lips and tongue will be softer than any finger or toy that you could ever use. Yes, you may give her the big ting but from what I have heard, if you've got that vibrating tongue you can make her body do all sorts. Learning to go down on a woman means understanding her anatomy, showing you have a desire to pleasure her. If you have got Sheba in the right mood...she will dribble and purr like never before.
Oh I'm coming babe, look I'm coming.
But Dear.Rob Why Won't Some Men Go Down... We Polish The TV And Them. What's The Big Deal?
Some of you need to shave your cats, you can't have the amazon forest growing around Sheba and expect man to begin chopping, this ain't going to happen. Can you shave the poor sit'ting please? It is rude, extremely rude to expect a man to bite the cat with a full coat of fur present. It's bad enough coming up looking like a glazed ring doughnut and then to have to use a toothpick to get hair out of your teeth - nah man ain't no di3k head; don't off piss me.
What is the meaning? This is not going down round here...pun intended.
Some of you have a 'minge that cringe'. The saddest thing is that, as a man how do we tell you that your sitting smells like a dead rat doing the backstroke in the canal? Real talk. There is something we call the finger test; where we use our finger to test the ocean and then when you're not looking, we quickly sniff. Now if the smell leaves one woozy you ain't getting Sheba licked.
Get the coochie smelling beautiful and you will be able to relate to the song.
Some of you lovely ladies need to invest in litmus paper to check out your PH levels. Just to make sure everything is cool down there. Fem fresh is the devil, it is not good for you, trust me on that. For some of you that may suffer from BV go and get some natural yogurt with no added sugar and apply that into to your vagina. No, I am not joking, it will cure whatever smell you may have protruding from that area.
Another reason why some men don't go down on you ladies is because when some men do, you rubbish them. Not to long ago there was a BB broadcast sent around about guys who eat from the two footed table and so many of you girls were ridiculing them. Some of the comments were like " he's a bowl cat....he yammed out my pussy". Now, no man wants this embarrassment, unfortunately it is a 'faux pas' in the black community for a man to lick out the fanjita. Songs like the one below do not help and so many of you women belt this song at the top of your voice. Help us to help you...you can't rubbish men who eat the fanjita and in the same breath, expect the same men to lick from the princess purse.
"No no no no waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay bad man nah suck..."
Now hearing these sort of songs and hearing you girls belting out these words at the top of your voices does not help...it sure doesn't. The way some of you girls even talk about the guys who yam you out is enough to make a man think, ' fark this shit, I don't want my tongue to be disvirgined'.
Nah Fam, Man Don't Go Down. Man's A Bad Man.
Foolish boy! Even the baddest man in the world go down, so please get off your low donkey the air can't be that fresh that low up. There is nothing wrong in going down on a woman. So many women are saying that men go down and so many are saying they don't. Someone has got to be lying and I don't think it's the women. You will get more respect as a man by saying you do, rather than lying and getting found out. There is nothing wrong in pleasuring your woman. I have never gone down on a woman but I will do, to my girl. I used to be one of those guys who was sexually immature and would say it was nasty. Come on, we're all adults now...if a woman can suck your willy then why can't you lick her clit? You don't have to put your face inside her princess purse like you're looking for the lost scrolls of Babylon. All you are licking is the clit. I think there seems to be a misconception that one has to put his head inside the vagina. You do not; all that is needed is for you to lick the clit. Give it some tongue action mehn. Lick that clit like your life depends on it. Yes, I will openly say that I will go down on my missus as I would expect her to have a good head on her shoulders and know how to succeed. The way some of you guys lie about it, is shocking. You might as well walk around with a mattress. Come on men, I think we need to grow up. Don't be surprised if your missus is getting some next man to make Sheba salivate.
How you can be in a 3 year plus relationship and expect head from your woman and not give in return beats me. That's some different from of selfishness. If my missus wants her fanjita licked man will lick out them shots like a sawed off shot gun.
Remember the clit has 8000 nerve endings - just imagine what stimulating that could do. Some of us really need to drop this whole male bravado thing. It's ludicrous to expect your missus to go down on you and you not reciprocate.
Foolish boy! Even the baddest man in the world go down, so please get off your low donkey the air can't be that fresh that low up. There is nothing wrong in going down on a woman. So many women are saying that men go down and so many are saying they don't. Someone has got to be lying and I don't think it's the women. You will get more respect as a man by saying you do, rather than lying and getting found out. There is nothing wrong in pleasuring your woman. I have never gone down on a woman but I will do, to my girl. I used to be one of those guys who was sexually immature and would say it was nasty. Come on, we're all adults now...if a woman can suck your willy then why can't you lick her clit? You don't have to put your face inside her princess purse like you're looking for the lost scrolls of Babylon. All you are licking is the clit. I think there seems to be a misconception that one has to put his head inside the vagina. You do not; all that is needed is for you to lick the clit. Give it some tongue action mehn. Lick that clit like your life depends on it. Yes, I will openly say that I will go down on my missus as I would expect her to have a good head on her shoulders and know how to succeed. The way some of you guys lie about it, is shocking. You might as well walk around with a mattress. Come on men, I think we need to grow up. Don't be surprised if your missus is getting some next man to make Sheba salivate.
How you can be in a 3 year plus relationship and expect head from your woman and not give in return beats me. That's some different from of selfishness. If my missus wants her fanjita licked man will lick out them shots like a sawed off shot gun.
Remember the clit has 8000 nerve endings - just imagine what stimulating that could do. Some of us really need to drop this whole male bravado thing. It's ludicrous to expect your missus to go down on you and you not reciprocate.
So Where Do We Go From Here, Dear.Rob? Talk Me To Darling...
Tantra is an ancient esoteric practice where expanded orgasm is considered a direct path to spiritual enlightenment. Getting your woman to climax via stimulation of the clit heightens ones experience. I have read up on tantric sex the other day and it's deep...proper deep.
For those who do not know about tantric sex, Google it...it will help your sex life. Good sex is an art which requires time and attentiveness to flourish. If you can't find it on Google...'DM' me ladies, I am giving free lessons.
For those who do not know about tantric sex, Google it...it will help your sex life. Good sex is an art which requires time and attentiveness to flourish. If you can't find it on Google...'DM' me ladies, I am giving free lessons.
Below are the eight aspect of Tantra, research it more . Don't say I do not help ya.
1. Smarnanam. Allowing thoughts of sex to develop in the brain.
2. Kirtanam. Imaging sexual acts possible in the circumstances.
3. Keli. Finding the company of the possible sex partner.
4. Prekshenam. Flirting, getting the attention and energy joined with the potential sex partner (exhibitionism).
5. Guhya-bhashanam. Intimate conversation with the sex partner such that they understand and are willing partners in the sex act. This stage may be non-vocal and involve mutual touching, expressing agreement equally well.
6. Samkalpa. First stage of touching creating the arousal needed for the functioning of higher power liberation. Although touching may have already occured, this stage is the deliberate and open touching following agreement.
7. Adhyavasayam. Plateau stage of foreplay in which each partner now begins to desire orgasm through full wet sexual contact.
8. Kriyanishpatti. Full wet sexual contact leading toward orgasm without restraint of sexual activity.
Sex is deep. A lot of people do not understand how deep it is when a man and woman can pleasure each other. The vibrations and energy created is not something to be messed with. Read about tantric sex and will enlighten you.
2. Kirtanam. Imaging sexual acts possible in the circumstances.
3. Keli. Finding the company of the possible sex partner.
4. Prekshenam. Flirting, getting the attention and energy joined with the potential sex partner (exhibitionism).
5. Guhya-bhashanam. Intimate conversation with the sex partner such that they understand and are willing partners in the sex act. This stage may be non-vocal and involve mutual touching, expressing agreement equally well.
6. Samkalpa. First stage of touching creating the arousal needed for the functioning of higher power liberation. Although touching may have already occured, this stage is the deliberate and open touching following agreement.
7. Adhyavasayam. Plateau stage of foreplay in which each partner now begins to desire orgasm through full wet sexual contact.
8. Kriyanishpatti. Full wet sexual contact leading toward orgasm without restraint of sexual activity.
Sex is deep. A lot of people do not understand how deep it is when a man and woman can pleasure each other. The vibrations and energy created is not something to be messed with. Read about tantric sex and will enlighten you.
Get in there, me old son.
Now the picture above was sent some time last year. I have cropped it, in order to save the young man from further embarrassment, but it's ish like this that you bra wearers have to stop doing, if you intend on getting more men eating at the two footed table.
If you're looking for a man to complete you...you've missed the whole point.
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